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Sunday, August 26, 2012

Heckuva job, Brownie...

collecting the sound bites as the GOP is bunching up the balloon bags in Tampa.

Tuesday:  confident the Lord will keep bad weather away from the convention.

Thursday:  we're staying put no matter what.

Friday:  stockpiling lots of umbrellas.  red umbrellas to ward off a hurricane.  oh, and tents.  you can't learn this level of stupid, you have to be born with it.

Saturday:  well, maybe we won't meet Monday.

later Saturday:  we'll convene to say "hi" and immediately adjourn on Monday.  this of course is no different than holding a full meeting with all the delegates in the convention hall as a hurricane bears down, except then the thousands will be kicked onto the streets right away to scatter among the 20 miles of hotels in a gale or worse.

Sunday:  John McCain saying woe is us if a storm goes on for 4 days, and prevents us from getting out our message.

well, uh, you know, I think we already got it.  the GOP also denies hurricanes when they're in them.  yeah, that's just what we need for four years in charge, here, seeing we already have a Congress that absolutely, positively won't do any work.

yeah, we got the message loud and clear, Senator.

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